Wal-Mart Frustration

I had a run in with a Wal-Mart lady today. I tell ya, they are getting rougher and rougher. There's already one there that I've had run ins with before and I know to steer clear of her. This wasn't even her! What has happened to customer service? What happened to friendliness and the customer is always right? Not only did she give me a hard time about not being who I said I was, she also gave me a hard time about buying 100 folders. She didn't believe me that there was no sign saying customer limit 10. (although I bet there is now.) I told her there wasn't. She said she had to check and I said, "Fine!" She came back and told me there wasn't, but it wasn't news to me. I can read.

She seemed puzzled as to why I would want 100 folders, and I wanted to say, "because I don't want anybody else to have any!" but I said, "I'm a teacher at a school where the students don't usually come with their supplies." The truth! Imagine that! I'm trying to do a good thing here! For the kids!! Plus! Since when is purchasing a lot of items from Wal-Mart a bad thing in the eyes of the employees of Wal-Mart? It's because of these folders you have a job! So why do you have a gun to my head??

As for the identity thing, I mean yes, I guess I understand that my name on my license doesn't match the name on the check I'm trying to use, but while I know you are trying to protect this "Kate Decker" whose checks I'm trying to use you are also insulting the actual Kate Decker standing right in front of you. You're calling me an identity thief. Do I look like an identity thief? You think Kate Kammermann is an identity theif? Cuz that's the Asian on the driver's license! Well let me tell you, Kate Kammermann is very insulted and since that is the same person as Kate Decker, Kate Decker is not pleased that her checks are under the lock and key of this skeptical Wal-Mart lady. I am man! I am YOU! Don't give me a hard time! I AM ME!